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i won't dwell on the last post. however, i'm desperate for another posting, so i'll do Nelle's meme...

How big would your dream home be?
I guess I wouldn't need that much space. After all, the bigger it is, the more cleaning and maintenance it requires. Something between 1800-2500 sq. ft. would be plenty.

Big dogs or little dogs?
I like all dogs, but I would prefer to own little dogs since they cost less to feed and smaller poop to pick up rather than shovel. I don't know what it is, but I have an aversion towards cleaning up dog poop...something must've happened to me when I was young and I don't remember it (or have chosen to block it out). Anyway, I'd consider some terriers (e.g., Yorkies, Silkies, Westies, Bostons) or French Bulldogs. Even a Pug or a Pom...

Would you rather have bigger breasts? Or a bigger bank account?
Um. Should this be altered (or augmented, HA) to bigger penis? Tell me, ever hear of a well endowed Asian porn star? Hell, are there any Asian males that are in the industry? I could be Long Dong Wong... Nah. I'd take the money for sure!

Whose butt is bigger, you or your moms?
Lessee here. My mom weighs about a buck o five...eighty pounds less than me. whaddayathink?

What's the biggest chore you've accomplished this week?
Nothing really major. Went through a stack of papers that I had saved for some unknown reason. Tidied up the cupboards, which were looking pretty disheveled.

Name the biggest thing on the desk you're using right now, besides your monitor and computer.
There are four things of almost equal size: a small lamp...two old Mexico guides that I should probably throw out ;)...and Robert Sharer's, "The Ancient Maya, Fifth Edition" (considered to be one of the best primers on Maya civilization). I think the lamp wins because it's in use - unlike the books, which are just gathering dust.