i could be mincing an habanero chile with a bunch o' cuts on my fingers. now, THAT would be true revenge for that wittle piggy losing his ear.
you know, i don't get it. why do people insist on using half of a bottle of hot sauce when they can simply chop up a quarter (or even half) of an habanero and get the same, if not more evil, burn? just think how many habaneros you could buy for the price of a bottle of Tabasco? sure, habaneros are usually $5.99/lb., but you can get one chile for five cents...one penny if they ring it up as a jalapeño. so, a half lb. would probably yield 60 habaneros...WAY hotter than that wimpy $3.00 bottle of hot sauce.
men, don't touch your you-know-what when you pee...yowtch! and ladies, go ahead and take out yer contacts!
did you complete your Scoville Units assignment?
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