when you're out with yer friends who have yellow fever. no, i'm not talking about the disease transmitted by mosquitoes either. i'm talkin' about guys who lust over Asian women. kinda like 'jungle fever' but at the other end of the color spectrum.
these three guys were totally in love with our Chinese server. no big deal. she was cute. however, i am not one to tell someone that he/she is utterly HOT unless i know that person...or i'm blitzed (which is rare because i'm way too scared of the consequences of a DUI). and yet, these guys have NO problem whatsoever telling (with lustful drool and spastic adam's apple) a server that she is really beautiful. somehow, that comes across (to me) as being creepy. who knows though, maybe some people like to be openly complimented like that. nevertheless, i know that most men are pigs who ogle luscious desserts, only to find out later that these so-called sweets are loaded with artificial flavoring or ultimately rancid. am i being metaphoric enough? or is it the Bud and hot wings talking?
if you haven't already guessed, we went to Hooters. and yes, i just go there for the wings. really. my eyes are brown for another reason...
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