WTF?

is everyone joining the California gubernatorial race? first it was Ah'nold...and now it's another Arnold...but a sit-com one. Gary Coleman has decided to run in the recall race as well...whatchoo talkin' about shorty?!? it's gotten so crazy in CA that even Gallagher the comedian is gathering signatures...when is Anna Nicole Smith gonna get on the ticket? maybe not though, the $3500 fee for declaring candidacy would sure cut into her prescription meds...

so...what is it about celebrities who want to go out and woefully attempt to revive their kaput acting careers? i guess it's hard to walk away from the fame and lights once you've been smitten... still, if you have been typecast and have an impossible time getting out of the image, maybe it's time to find another career. what about being an agent? you already know the ropes...

recently, the king-of-smut talk shows (not Howard Stern, he's got intelligent things to say...but chauvinistic too), Jerry Springer, has decided to not run for the Ohio senate. good move. i don't think that anyone could take him seriously now. besides, he's probably making WAY better money for his show. nevertheless, he (at least) has experience in politics since he was mayor of Cincinnati in the late 70's; he wasn't just thinking of running for office for exposure.

you know, maybe Mini Me should run for guvn'r of CA too. after all, if one short actor is running for office, why not another? it seems that not only is CA short $38 billion in their budget, but they've cornered the market on being short on rationale as well. what a freakin' three ring circus...