Monday, August 21, 2006

ewww...

went to BigLots yesterday and bought some Sunkist Fruit Gems. you know what they are...right? if you don't they're just sugar coated jelly candies in five flavors.


GREEN = LIME
RED = RASPBERRY
YELLOW = LEMON
ORANGE = WHAT DO YOU THINK ;)
OFF WHITE = GRAPEFRUIT

which flavor do you believe deserves the 'ewww...'? yep, the grapefruit. at first, it was pleasant, reminding me of Squirt soda. it's the lingering aftertaste of black pepper that turns me off. even after downing a glass of water, the taste remains now...FIFTEEN minutes after swallowing it. blech

really though. if the grapefruit flavored gem is gonna be full of surprises, Sunkist should just put out some special gems. here's my flavors for their new 'SURPRISE' gems...tell me what you think

GREEN = SPINACH
RED = BEET
YELLOW = CORN
ORANGE = HABANERO
OFF WHITE = POTATO

there ya go. at least you'd know what to expect and take a multivitamin instead. geez, why do things hafta be so complicated...

2 comments:

cb said...

Those look a little like condoms.....

Spencer said...

maybe sunkist could widen their customer base if they sold fruit flavored condoms