Sunday, October 05, 2003

not oddly enough...just plain strange

here are a couple headlines that are more interesting than some of the journalistic drivel that we have to contend with on a daily basis...

"Doctoral Student Finds Why Cookie Crumbles"

...that's nice. still, if good research money is going towards something this bizarre, i want to be funded for a study on "why i don't give a rat's ass" or "who the fuck cares?" geez.

"Man Dies After Wife Crushes Testicles"

now, that's a good one. read the story and repeat after me...

"He deserved it. Embarrassed?!? Just go...get treated...and lie through yer teeth ya dumbshit!" So death is less embarassing than a case of twisted hangers, ri-iiight.

what's really scary about this is that they may try to pin something on the wife. howzabout some reverse domestic violence? mebbe the female should get away with something. after all, a lot of males get off scot-free and return to the household to kill his wife/girlfriend... where's the justice in that?

i just hope this doesn't end up like the case of the Nigerian woman, (who was) recently acquitted for having a child out of wedlock. if convicted, she would have been put to death by stoning (not via cannabis either); they would have buried her up to her neck and thrown rocks at her until she gasped her last breath. why is it her fault that she got pregnant? do you think it would have happened if her little boyfriend kept his microscopic pecker in his pants?

damn!

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