Blogger Mantra

to keep the masses happy...

you must blog at least once a day and make it readable; spelling is of little importance, unlike material. on occasion, it must be funny or even insightful. do not post repeatedly until you get it right...that will only anger the blog god, Oh Great Mouth (OGM). no, you must become a student of the blog...to the point where you too, will become one with the blog.

through this great journey, you will see what others have done before you. try not to blatantly plagiarize, but strive to improve the blog on a daily basis. do not become the boring blogger...no one cares if you showered or not today. if you have become the boring blogger, try to reflect on how you may once again post masterpieces of enlightenment. however, if you begin to stagnate and cannot stop the downward spiral, please put your fellow bloggers out of their misery by discontinuing your blog. OGM will be merciful to those who no longer interest readers by letting them live their blogless lives vicariously through assorted blogs and tag boards.

the enlightened blogger must follow these three rules:

1. Blog often and blog funny.
2. Blog unto others as you would have them blog unto you.
3. Do not believe a word of this blogger because he has been known to be FULL of shit.

you may go now...OMMMMMM...hare krisna, hare krisna