new paranoia

been havin' bloody noses of late. five times since sunday. right nostril. thinking, "must be allergies." then again, it's been a few years since i've had a bloody nose. hmmm. is it something worse? get on the web...look up frequent bloody nose. most hits are for sites that talk about super mold in houses...yikes. just call me 'spen-i-cillin.' sounds like a bad rapper name...

uhhh. there it goes again. damn, what is it? am i takin' too much of a supplement? should i change my diet? but if i cut down, Ronald McDonald will no longer send me xmas cards... and who will the extra biscuit go to at the Colonel's? it's gonna be mighty lonely, sitting there...waiting for some greasy hand to slather on the no-refrigeration-needed, mystery butter and drizzle that sweet, sticky honey. poor thing. the diet stays.

so what is it? i know what you're thinking...look at the booger post, spence! hah! i KNOW the bloody nose is not from that BECAUSE it was my left nostril AND it came out in one piece (all yell...never mind...you guys just have too vivid of an imagination:). just be grateful that i don't have a webcam...yet.

HEEHEE...enough dumb humor to make you bang your head against a wall...but watch the schnozz...